"I am the vacuum that nature abhors." ~ Matthue Roth (@matthue)
“The Rain in Spain Falls mainly in the Plain. The RReign inn Spain falls Mainly inn the Plane. How kind av EEUU to let me come. How kind av EU to let me come. How K- Halo, YouTubians, Cheerio, Pip, Pip, and All that. Today, we’re on the set of mi marvelous new movie: The Women and E.T. looks like I’m All bi myself, here, and I have to clean this whole set All bi myself because everyone has, em, fucked off, right? ‘Fucked Off’ and, em, this is a vacuum and I just know that this is fabulous, so I’m going to find the switch and just get on with it: here we are, here we are! Thanks, Babe. I mean, thanks Mate, Cheerio, Pip, Pip, and All that. What have we here? This is mi CD Bush: I grow all my CDs on Bushes like this. That reminds mi. I want to thank All of u, who bought mi brand new CD JACKPOT. E.T’s all the fun of my Vegas Extravaganza, but with nun of the airfare! Isn’t that marvelous? Sigh. I hope Ur enjoying it and keep up the good work because I’m going to use the Monet for international adoptions, so you’re not just helping mi and the music business, but you’re also helping all those Kids, whose names we’ll never be Abel to pronounce, so goon. Get out of here. A Diva’s work is never dune. I’ve got to get cracking. All right, know: Let’s si. E.T. was up here, right? What does E.T. do? Huh? Awe! Ok! Ok! [She Begins to vacuum.] Marvelous…” ~ Bette Midler
