Gay Persian Karaoke
Jimmy Durante [spoken]:
Now, Iran is a fine place if you're a blood-thirsty terrorist, but it's no place for a little fag. Let's take a listen...
Neatly dressed
Clothes all pressed
Hauses never are a mess
Has anybody seen their gays?
Streisand fans
Even tans
Impeccably manicured hands
Has anybody seen their gays?
Well, if you run into
A Persian who's
Dressed fabulously
Ask, did he flee
'Cause sodomy
Will get him hung right from a tree.
Well, Ahma-dee, Ahma-doo
Ahmadinejad-ee-poo
Has anybody seen his gays?
[Interlude]
Well, if you run into
A Persian who's
Dressed fabulously
Ask, did he flee
'Cause sodomy
Will ge hi huh ri fro-a-ree.
Well, Ahma-dee. Ahma-doo
Ahmadinejad-ee-poo
Has anybody seen
A dashing Persian Queen
Yeah! With eyes of emerald green
C'mon! Has anybody seen?
His Gays!
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In a live television address on Tuesday, Ahmadinejad downplayed the sanctions and stated that Iran's economy is flourishing. He added that in the modern world, where economies are so competitive, such punitive measures are pointless."
"The Terror you inspire and the Pride of your Heart has deceived you, O Dwellers in the Clefts of the Rock, who Occupy the Heights of the Hill, who says in his Heart, 'Who will bring me down to Earth?' Though you may rise High like the Eagle and though you set your Nest among the Stars, from there I will bring you down, declares YHVH" (Obadiah 1:3-4 Multilingual, Jeremiah 49:16 Multilingual).
"And all Edom [2 Samuel 8:14 Multilingual] and Sedom became Servants of David bearing an Offering" (2 Samuel 8:2 Multilingual).
Translation: "The United States of America which is called, according to The Spirit, 'In the Name of Sedom and Egypt,' where also their Lord was crucified" (Apocalypse 11:8 Multilingual).
אַרְצוֹת הַבְּרִית שֶׁל אַמְרִיקָה הַנִּקְרֵאת כְּפִי הָרוּחַ בְּשֵׁם סְדוֹם וּמִצְרַיִם אֲשֶׁר־שָׁם נִתלָה על הַעֵץ גַּם־אֲדֹנֵיהֶם